Rumbletum


The brass bell atop the school echoed across the yard with an aged peal that was instantly recognizable; but the sound of the bell was quickly drowned by the clamor of the school children. They fetched their bags and their books and squeezed their way through the door and into the bright blue world. The day was half over but the sun still shone and the birds still sang. The warm breeze fluttered in from the surrounding woodlands continuing it’s interminable journey to the shore and beyond. The children raced down the cobbled stone streets of Brimbrooke toward the village square. Today was Tuesday and that meant  Gabriella would be returning from her trip.
Gabriella Odel was an enchanting woman, or so some of the boys thought. She was young and sweet and generous. Her father owned a farm in Hillside Harrow where the soil was always teeming with life. Giffard Odel was a hardy man dedicated to his land and his family. Two of his sons worked the land while the third had gone away to school. Gabriella, the youngest of her siblings, was the smiling face of the Odel farm. She traveled from village to village selling the delicious fruits that grew there. And always she would recount tales of her travels to the children of Brimbrooke. Some of the older children would scoff at her embellishments but the little ones gobbled up the stories as if they were candy.
The children were elated to see Gabriella standing in the town square, her cart ensconced near the fountain and adorned with colorful fruits. But it wasn’t the sights that caught their attention, it was the smell, a wafting aroma of sensual delight.
“Gabriella!” some of the children called out.
“Hello munchkins!” her voice was sublime. “Come sit. I have something special for you.”
The children climbed over one another like a colony of insects drawn to a fallen apple. When the young ones had all taken a seat, Gabriella revealed to them her surprise. She had baked three bitterberry pies! The children groaned and stuck their tongues out dramatically. Normally, children hated bitterberries but Gabriella had a way of turning even the sourest things sweet. She handed out slices of pie to the children but they were reticent to try even the smallest bite. “I promise it’s delicious,” she said, but the children shook their heads. “Very well. I’ll have the first bite.” Her teeth sank into the crust and her lips enveloped the mouthful. With an exaggerated flourish, Gabriella retched. “You were right! It’s awful. I...I think I’m dying!” She collapsed to the ground with the delicateness of a ballerina. The children saw through her playful ruse and laughed. She sat back up and took another bite of the pie. “On second thought, it’s not bad.” With an exaggerated ‘Mmmmm’ she extolled the pie’s deliciousness. One by one the children followed her example and there wasn’t a single dissapointed tongue.
“Tell us a story!” a girl begged. Her lips were smeared with bitterberries. Gabriella pondered for a moment and then began her tale. “In the heart of the woods lives a bear,” she told them, “a bear named Rumbletum.” The children laughed at the comical way she pronounced the name.
“He has lived a thousand years and grown to be the size of a house.”
The children were awed by this claim. Many of them had never seen a normal sized bear, let alone one the size of a house.
“As it happens,” she continued, “the sweetest bitterberries grow in a special grotto deep within the forest. I traveled for hours and hours until I found the spot. Exhausted from the journey, I leaned against a hill and slept. But then, I awoke to a loud snoring sound.”  The children were amused as she imitated the snort. “The hill wasn’t a hill at all, it was Rumbletum! I carefully crept around the furry mound until I reached the bitterberry bush. I filled my basket to the brim and was about to leave the clearing when I heard a deep voice.”
It’s not nice to steal.” Gabriella imitated the giant bear in her deepest voice, “Since you took my meal, perhaps I’ll eat you.” She raised her arms and spread her fingers like claws doing her best impression of a bear. The children closest to her leaned back for fear that she would reach for them.
“What happened then?” asked a boy near the back.
“With some quick thinking, I came up with an idea. In exchange for letting me go I promised to return with a bitterberry pie for Rubmletum to eat instead. Which reminds me…”
Gabriella stood and rushed over to her cart. She searched the wooden curricle frantically.
“Oh no!” Gabriella cried. “I forgot to save enough pie for Rumbletum! You ate the last of it! Be careful, Rumbletum might smell the berries on your breath.”
With a growl, Gabriella pretended she was a bear and chased the children around the square while some screamed and others laughed. She gave chase until the children were to too tired and too full to run.
“It’s getting late munchkins. Better hurry inside before Rumbletum comes sniffing around.”
The children dispersed, bellies full of pie and minds brimming with ideas. When they had gone, Gabriella Odel began packing up her belongings and securing her cart. One of the children stayed behind and approached Gabriella. It was the little girl with pie stains all over her face. Gabriella chuckled.
“Look at that mess,” Gabriella pulled out a rag from her cart and wiped the girl’s face clean. “Your parents would not be happy with me if I left you like this.”
“Is it really true?” asked the girl, “Did you really meet Rumbletum?”
“Why wouldn’t it be true?”
“This one boy says that you were fibbin’.”
Gabriella knelt down next to the girl so she could look her in the eye.
“That’s the wonderful thing about imagination. We can dream up fantastic worlds and creatures. Let me ask you something. Did you have fun today?”
The little girl nodded.
“Then maybe it doesn’t matter whether or not there really is a giant bear who likes pie. The stories we tell each other enrich our lives.”
“Oh,” said the girl excitedly, “Ok, bye!””
Gabriella smiled as the little girl ran off to catch up with the other children. Her cart was packed and she was ready to travel south along the road toward Galanstead. She left the city proper and continued into the forest. From the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of a familiar burly shape.
“You know I’m not as big as a house,” came a methodically deep voice.
“It makes for a better story,” Gabriella explained.
Rubmbletum sauntered out from the cover of the trees to walk alongside Gabriella. He was a big bear but definitely not house sized. He nuzzled his snout against the cart and began sniffing.
“Did you save me any pie?” asked the bear.
“You hate pie,”said Gabriella.
“But I’m hungry,” he groaned.
Gabriella laughed. “You’re always hungry. Let’s get moving. We’ve got a long trip to Galanstead.”



Rumbletum was written by Daniel Weinell and illustrated by Maribel Navarro.

Quarry

Kul’s pick ripped through the air, striking the rock with such fervor that sparks curled to life. The timeworn slab finally began to crack. He wrested the pick’s head free and with a single arc he swung again. His aim was impeccable and could only have been earned through years of repetition. With a clangorous jounce the stone split into two even halves. The slabs would be smoothed and transported across the desert but those were tasks for others.
The disparate beads of sweat on Kul’s head coalesced into a single tiny flow. He wiped his ragged hand across his face to dry his skin. The work didn’t bother him. He was born for labor. The gods had gifted him with the strength of a mule and though he was by no means a stupid man, his predilection for swinging a tool was far greater than his ability to swing a sword. The cormary sought him out at the age of thirteen - they were always keen to add another warrior to their ranks - but it rapidly became apparent that he did not possess a mind worthy of battle. And so they had put a hammer in his hand and stood him at an anvil.
Sometimes he missed that life, especially when the whip cracked. The scars on his back revealed nothing about him; it told only of the cruelty of others. Kul’s story was written in the creases on his face and calluses on his palms. When the Tandari swept through his village he did not pick up a sword but instead ran for the river. The air had been thick with smoke from the burning huts. There was a young boy separated from his mother. Kul scooped the child up and absconded to the shore where they hid amongst the reeds. They might have remained unnoticed but the child’s cries alerted the Tandari. They slaughtered the boy there on the bank and immured Kul. He could still remember the child’s blood dissipating into the running water.
That felt like another life and he remembered it almost as if it happened to someone else. This was his life now, breaking stones for the Tandari. The conditions were harsh and the rations were meager but it was work and Kul was born for labor. He heard whispers of what they were building. It was to be a vast stone Urdakai, a symbol of power at the heart of the Tandari empire. He also heard whispers of an uprising but Kul did not want to fight against the oppressors. He wanted to swing his rusty axe until the day his body wouldn’t allow it.
The sun sank below the horizon but the heat of the day would linger for a few hours more. Kul set his pick against the rock wall and leaned over the stone he had just split. With a grunt he hefted the slab up over his shoulder. The short walk to the cart was the closest thing he would have to rest until the day was done. The foreman nodded to him as he placed the block next to the others. Kul was satisfied.



 Quarry was written by Daniel Weinell and illustrated by Maribel Navarro.

The Messenger



The land was cracked and worn like an ancient clay pot. She shuffled along the uneven surface doing her best to avoid catching her toe in a crevice. Though her feet throbbed, she refused to unstrap her boots, apprehensive about the condition in which she might find her feet. Her blood was pooling so thickly that it had begun to tarnish the leather. The pain was but one shred of an entire spectrum of growing agony.
Her legs pleaded for rest but she could not spare even a moment. Her message was vital to her clan’s survival and the less time she spent in this godsforsaken desert the better. Her waterskin had dried up days ago, yet still she would wring the empty container as if her coaxing could reveal an untapped cache. Her lips were blistered and her mouth as dry as sand. The pulsing misery in her head blurred her vision, or perhaps it was the heat of the sun roasting her flesh like a beast on a spit.
A sudden convulsion brought her to her knees. She had been ignoring the pain in her stomach and its supplication for food but now she could abate it no longer. Her hands sizzled against the earth as she heaved but there was nothing to expel. She collapsed onto her side and curled into a ball.
She wished she had died on the tip of a spear as her kith had, at least it had been a quick death. Instead, she would be erased from history, just as the temple had nearly been. She discovered it years ago when first she ventured into the desert. At first she had been certain it was a mirage. The great stone Urdakai jutting its tapered tip out of the sand, its monolithic body buried eons ago. She saw visions of a great civilization, her predecessors, working the land and prospering under a great ruler. She knew then in her heart that they would once again rise to glory. But she lived many years since then under the heat of a harsh sun and any such optimism had been long since evaporated.
She rolled onto her back and stared up at the sky. Little specks of black circled far above. She had failed. Her body was spent. Her skin was seared beyond recognition. Perhaps her tribe would yet survive the coming battle even without her warning of treachery. She tilted her head to the side and gazed at the distance. Dark figures danced on the horizon; probably another mirage. She closed her eyes and thought of home.



 The Messenger was written by Daniel Weinell and illustrated by Maribel Navarro.

Into the Chasm


He was aware of the vertigo and the torrent of wind rushing past him but the physical sensations paled before his panic. This is to be a righteous death, a necessary death, he told himself. He had lived his life not only anticipating it but yearning for it. Just seconds ago he had stood at the edge of the dark chasm, sanguinely anticipating his descent. Yet now, as he plummeted through the air, his heart brimmed with regret and sorrow.
What had his life been worth to be snuffed out so abruptly? He had devoted his youth in reverence and piety yet his reward was a cruel and inelegant cessation. What a bitter fate. Curse the inevitability of his birth, the rotten destiny that had led him on this path. Had he been born to a farmer, he could have toiled away his life in relative peace. But then, there was no real peace to be had in life. At least his death would provide a reprieve for his people.
Death for life.
The night air was frigid in motion but that wouldn’t matter soon. What would it be like in that final moment? It was the one aspect they never spoke about. The texts spoke at length about the ritual and the prosperity the act would bring to their people, but what of dying? Would he have time to feel the pain as his body was obliterated against the rocky canyon below? Darkness engulfed his mind, devouring his rational thoughts and leaving only a void. How could any conscious being truly cope with the absurdity of death, especially in the final breaths of life? These thoughts were foolish. His sojourn on this earth was swiftly dwindling to a close and he was wasting his last seconds on remorse and fear.
He could barely make out the torch light at the top of the cliff. Strange how much he missed their warmth and their light as he descended into the night. The stars did little to illuminate the ground but he could feel it fast approaching. The sound of the whipping wind began to overtake his senses. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
There is honor in this ending. Death for life.



Into the Chasm was written by Daniel Weinell and illustrated by Maribel Navarro.

The Valley of Life


Nästa drew her hand across her lips and nose as a blind man might do to recognize a face. The pain she felt as her finger caressed the split skin was intoxicating. She pulled her hand away and turned it over in the still air to see what destruction had been wrought upon her flesh. Dirt and blood infused forming muddy rivers between the calloused bumps on her palm. A single drop of crimson clung to her outstretched finger refusing to drop. She was reminded of the sacrificial cliff divers and their tedious ritual at the chasm’s edge. Nästa did not have the patience for religious rites, she preferred the ritual of battle. The tip of her spear expressed more in a single thrust than a priest could through a lifetime of study. She clenched her fist and watched her blood splatter against the barren earth below.
She knew her opponent by reputation. Her people called him Windfall because he moved as silent as air but came crashing down like thunder. She had never expected to face him but she was not afraid. One blow from the hilt of his sword was all it had taken for Nästa to understand him completely. He could have cut her down but instead he was toying with her like a beast with its prey. His stubborn bravado may have been well earned but it was now his greatest weakness. He did not fight with strength or skill, he fought with infamy. But his legend would not spare him from her blade.
All men had a weakness when it came to combat, especially one such as Windfall. Nästa knew what thoughts lay behind those lascivious eyes; he wanted her. Perhaps his desire came second to wanting to kill her but whether by thrust of the waist or thrust of the sword, it was clear he intended to overpower her. Nasta was unburdened by such intoxications. Her lust for battle was real but she did not suffer the inability to separate desire from action. She kept her eyes locked on his, it was the best measure of a warrior’s intent. As good as anyone could be at masking their next attack, the eyes knew it before the body. And there it was, a near imperceptible focus in his pupil. Nästa’s arm twitched and her spear erupted.
The drums of war echoed far throughout the sacred valley. The land was now stained with the blood of two peoples which no ideological differences could prevent from mixing. Spears clashed against shields, bones broke, and the cries of warriors were etched into the canyon walls beyond. The metallic gold of the aging sun melted into the clouds painting a vast empire across the sky.



  The Valley of Life was written by Daniel Weinell and illustrated by Maribel Navarro.

Sprinkles on Top


“Okay,” said Boomba. “You can take your helmet off.”
Dax could barely understand the muffled voice from the confines of the space suit helmet. The visor shielded his eyes from his surroundings making navigation near impossible. Boomba had led Dax by burying his head in the small of Dax’s back and pushing him forward, though Dax didn’t have much confidence in Boomba’s depth perception. In fact, after the third time Dax’s knee was slammed into a foreign object, he doubted whether or not Boomba could see at all. But now they had stopped moving and Boomba tapped Dax on the leg incessantly. I guess that was the signal that it was time to peek. Dax unlatched his helmet and attempted unsuccessfully to tug it off of his head.
“Boomba, I’m stuck!” Dax cried.
“Bend over.”
“What?” Dax’s ears were pinned beneath the opening of the helmet.
“I said, bend over!” Boomba yelled.
Dax leaned forward and felt the pressure of Boomba’s tiny hands pulling on the helmet. The opening was tight, but with Boomba yanking, the thing popped off his head and Dax stumbled backwards into something hard. He turned and saw a massive pair of biceps connected to an even more massive torso. The creature stood on its two arms while a comically tiny set of legs dangled freely. It had two eyes resting on stalks which protruded from its otherwise plain face. It turned to Dax and spoke in a voice that reminded him of the sound of ice crunching underfoot. He couldn’t understand the language but he could definitely understand the angry tone. Boomba flitted between Dax and the bulbous gentleman and began speaking in the same gravely language. Dax wasn’t sure what he said but the big armed threat choked out a sound that he hoped was laughter.
“What did you say to him?” Dax asked.
“I just told him his muscles were looking especially beefy today,” said Boomba. “Flattery will get you everywhere with a bulkin.”
Boomba once again leaned his body into Dax and pushed him away from the strong armed brute. With the threat of violence behind them, Dax finally had a moment to take in his surroundings. A world of sights and sounds stormed past his senses and assaulted his neurons. There were hundreds of people, all from different species, bustling about in a space big enough to fit an entire Star Frigate. Dax ran over the railing in front of him and looked down. They stood twenty stories up and there were at least twenty more above them.
“What is this place?” Dax asked in amazement.
“Only the largest candy store in the known universe,” Boomba said.
He smiled so wide, it looked as if the lines of his mouth might extend past his body. Boomba was an adorably small alien. His hairy blue body only came up to Dax’s waist and Dax wasn’t even that tall to begin with. At first glance, Boomba appeared to be nothing more than a big ball of fur with one single eye in the center of his body, but Dax knew better. Underneath all that fur concealed two tiny legs and two tiny hands.
“Holy spumoly, look at all these people!”
Dax lost himself in the throng. There were tall skinny green folks, ones that looked like walking alligators, even some that looked vaguely human - albeit with purple skin and horns. Dax had met a lot of people from a lot of planets but this was the most diverse selection he had seen in one place.
“Who doesn’t have a sweet tooth?” said Boomba, “I mean apart from those without teeth. You know what I mean. Let’s scoot, there’s a place I think you’ll like.”
Boomba skittered off into the crowd and Dax ran after him. In the center of the facility stood what looked like a giant gumball machine, only the gumballs it contained were as big as Dax. Each one looked like a miniature planet, complete with land masses and weather patterns. A particular green and blue gumball brought back memories of Earth. Dax caught an elbow in the side - although it could have been any number of foreign appendages - and snapped out of his reverie. He scanned the crowd for Boomba who had already reached their destination. He was quick for a little guy. Dax caught up with him and stared at the sign above the shop.
“31,000 Flavors.”
“It’s an ice cream parlor, just like on Earth!” Boomba said excitedly. “I know you’ve been missing home. Especially on the anniversary of…”
Boomba cut himself off as he watched Dax’s face droop at the mention.
“Come on, let’s go inside.”
As he stepped inside, Dax was greeted by the attendant behind the counter. He wasn't of any species Dax had encountered. The attendant had orange skin and six arms and wore a red and white striped apron.
“Welcome,” he bellowed enthusiastically. “Care for an authentic iced cream? Made the old fashioned way by extracting fluid from a strange mammal’s teat. Who wouldn’t want that?!”
Dax chuckled a little at the entire concept of this place. They were trying desperately to replicate an ice cream parlor but clearly had never seen one with their own eyes. Dax looked at some of the ice cream flavors with a mix of confusion and revulsion.
“Boomba, these flavors are barf town,” said Dax, “I’m pretty sure that one has live insects crawling in it.”
“What, you don’t like Chunky Dumpster?”
Dax laughed, “No.”
He continued to scan the endless rows of ice cream flavors until he found the one thing he’d never expected to taste again - rainbow sherbert.
“Excuse me?” Dax asked the attendant.
“What can I do you for, kid?”
“Does this rainbow sherbet have anything in it that would kill a human? It’s not radioactive is it?”
“No sir, just frozen milk and sugar.”
“I’ll take one scoop, please.”
“One scoop coming right up.”
They paid for their cones and then Dax and Boomba took a seat next to the window to watch the crowd rush by. Boomba’s tiny hand poked out from under his fur and held a cone that was stacked so high with scoops of ice cream that Dax was sure it would topple. Dax didn’t need that much ice cream, a little taste was all it would take to bring him home. The flavor transported him light years away and suddenly he was sitting in his living room on earth. Everyone was there - his mom and dad, his baby sister, all his aunts and uncles. The smell of burning candles still lingered in the room and Dax could see the half eaten birthday cake sitting on the dining room table. The gentle hum of voices surrounded him but he was able to pick his mother’s out of the crowd. She was the nicest person Dax could remember. He looked at her and she smiled at him from across the room. Dax looked down at the bowl of rainbow sherbert in front of him. One bite left. He lifted the spoon to his mouth and savored the flavor. It tasted like home.
“How’s the ice cream?” Boomba asked.
Dax swallowed and and looked over to Boomba whose face was filthy with ice cream residue.
“It’s perfect,” said Dax.
Boomba’s giant tongue swept his lips in an effort to recapture the remaining flavors that dwelt there. Dax rested his head on his free hand and gazed out the window. A young girl was walking tentacle in tentacle with her parents, her face aglow with wonderment.
“Hey Boomba,” said Dax. “Thanks.”

“No probs, friendo! I know it’s been tough for you and I just wanted to do something special. Happy birthday, Dax.”



Sprinkles on Top was written by Daniel Weinell and illustrated by Maribel Navarro.

Iris Beaumont - Writer's Block


Iris stared at the spinning blades of the brass fan above her. It was mesmerizing the way it wobbled. Monte Carlo, she wondered, that’s a curious phrase to be written on a fan. A brand name she guessed. Iris groaned inaudibly as she slid her fingers under her glasses and rubbed her eyes. She had begun the day sitting at her desk with impeccable posture but as the sun slumped across the horizon so had she slid down her chair. She had achieved mega-slouch. Ok, no more distractions Iris, she told herself, time to write. With a concerted effort, Iris pushed herself once more into a proper sitting position. She placed her hands against the cool metal typewriter and her fingers found a home against the keys. She took a deep breath in an attempt to clear her head but the words wouldn’t come to her. These stories usually write themselves, she thought, I’m merely a vessel through which creativity flows. She took a moment to revel in her own smugness and then decided that was a good enough place as any to start writing.

I am a vessel through which creativity flows.

She finished typing and pulled the line space lever to slide the page up. Well, it’s not a story but it’s a start. She peered at the freshly dried ink against the stark white page then cocked her head as she noticed that a few of the letters were faded. Great, she thought, I finally start writing and already I have technical difficulties. But secretly she was excited for the immediate distraction. Iris flipped the release switch on the side of the typewriter and the face popped open revealing the spools of the ink ribbon. She wriggled the spools until they came loose then tossed the worn out ribbon aside. The wooden drawer of her desk refused to open smoothly, but Iris knew just how to coax it. She tugged on the handle and it jolted open, jostling the knick-knacks inside. The contents were scattered in disarray but after a little rummaging she found the new ribbon she was looking for. She slid the spools into place and clicked the faceplate shut. Alright, she decided, let’s try this again. She pondered for a few moments and then let her fingers lead the way.

I can’t think of anything useful to type.

That’s strange, Iris mused as she gazed at the faded letters of the sentence she had just written, I just cleaned you. She scrunched her face in frustration but as she did so, something became hauntingly clear to her: the faded letters spelled something.

Iris
I can help

Iris’s eyes widened and she immediately jumped from her chair uttering an involuntary squeal as she did so. She looked around the room frantically and then her eyes landed on the bean bag chair in the corner. Without hesitation she bounded across the room and dove for the cushion. She rolled over it onto the floor and then pulled it over her head. Surely she was safe from whatever spectre dwelled in her typewriter as long as she remained in the comfortable cover of darkness. She curled into a ball for a few minutes until she felt brave enough to peek.
The room was still, save for the spinning of the fan. The gentle breeze filled the room with a peaceful coolness. The last lingering light of the sun cast a long pattern across the stained wooden floor. You’re being crazy, Iris. She cautiously oozed her way from underneath the beanbag like a snail wary of a boot. Iris stood up, dusted herself off, and confidently marched back toward her desk. Before she could take more than two steps, her slipper caught on an uneven floorboard and Iris stumbled. She rebalanced herself at the edge of the desk and looked around to make sure no one saw her faux pas and then remembered she was completely alone in her office. Smooth.
Iris sat back in her chair and swiveled to face the typewriter of doom. Against all odds, the machine sat completely still. I see what game you’re playing, you crafty devil. Waiting for me to make the first move. Iris darted her hand forward and mashed her open palm onto the keys.

awefljag

At first there were no messages hidden in faded ink but as Iris continued to type a paragraph of gibberish the faded letters returned.

just type whatever comes to mind and ill do the rest

Well, what do you have to lose, Iris? She removed the sheet of paper from the typewriter, inserted a blank one, and began to write. Her mind was razor sharp now - all distracting thoughts were buried underneath a newfound fixation. Her fingers danced along the keys as if performing a choreographed routine. Page after page flew from the typewriter as her story unfolded. After an hour had blazed past, Iris looked up from her work and realized that the sun had long since set. She checked her watch and was amazed that so much time had passed.
All around her, the desk was littered with pages full of text. She began gathering them, reading passages as she did. Wow, Iris smiled as she heard her own words in her head, this is good. She ordered the pages and then glanced around confused. Where was that first page? She dropped down to her knees and searched under the desk but it was nowhere to be found. She flipped through the pages of her manuscript and saw no signs of faded ink. That’s weird, thought Iris. She dropped the stack of papers on the desk and plopped back into her chair. I really need to get outside more.



Iris Beaumont - Writer's Block was written by Daniel Weinell and illustrated by Maribel Navarro.